Merry Meg Eden

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:

What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me:

NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me:

Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me:

I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me:

Shit is that a cop? No.

Me:

Shit THAT is a cop.

Me:

/dinosaur screams/


'I Will Personally Pay For Every Member Of The Westboro Baptist Church To Fly To Iraq Right Now'

the-goddamazon:

postracialcomments:

thevelveteenraven:

black-raincloud:

cyb3ranthy:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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They gon die. Good.

It this guy doesn’t have it we are starting a gofundme

Yes! What irony

YESSSSS

BRUH.mp3

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22 of August, 2014

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22 of August, 2014

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22 of August, 2014

socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

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22 of August, 2014

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Who wants to switch mornings with me? That is my post dentist face :(
22 of August, 2014

Who wants to switch mornings with me? That is my post dentist face :(


22 of August, 2014

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22 of August, 2014

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

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22 of August, 2014

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22 of August, 2014

do-not-touch-my-food:

Recipes Inspired By Brownies

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I have a dentist appointment at 12.15am

22 of August, 2014

Shitting myself


time-to-explore-the-world:

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21 of August, 2014

time-to-explore-the-world:

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21 of August, 2014

misswrld:

the glorification of kurt cobain and demonization of courtney love is so discouraging but a reminder that if you’re a man and you’re an abrasive, provocative, drug-addled musician then you’re the voice of a generation but if you’re all of those things and a woman, you’re a junkie succubus

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